So Much Fun in the Neighborhood

One of the monkey's in my circus called the other day.

"We just bought a Blu-Ray player.  Margie is here trying to hook it up, but she can't figure it out.  It's so we can watch NetFlix.  She can't figure out how to hook it up.  Can you come help?"

"I don't know anything about Blu-Ray, other than the videos for it cost more than just regular DVD's."

"No.  This is so we can use NetFlix.  There are thousands of movies on it."

"I don't know anything about NetFlix either."

"It runs off that stuff in the air."

"Stuff in the air...hm-mm.....oh, you mean WIFI?"

"Yeah.  That."

"I don't know anything about that either."

"Well--you're no help!"
<hangs up phone>
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My Precious Girl Madeleine is having a great time in Guatemala!  She is building a house for a family--here are some pictures.

The familia--

Cemetery

I would love to be buried in a little house, on top of the ground.

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We had a couple of inches of snow this afternoon.  I would have stayed home because the roads were quite slippery, but I had a hair appointment and NOTHING was going to keep me from that!!!  It had been 2 months and I can barely get past 5 weeks without it looking awful!  So I slid in and back home and--it was worth it.

No make-up--well, really, I never wear make-up, but the eye irritation I am going through right now, makes my eye lids so red all the time.  Maybe lack of enough humidity?  Although I have a large humidifier going all day.  I need to get new glasses this year, but wanted to wait until May.  Perhaps I should go to the Ophthalmologist and see what's going on with the eyes?

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When I got home, I noticed Pearl's daughter was at their house.  I no sooner got in the house and the phone rang--it was Pearl.

"We still can't get this Blu-Ray thing to work.  We wondered if you had any ideas."

"I don't know anything about that stuff."

<didn't I tell her that the other day?>

"Well Margie says we don't have enough Internet power coming into this house."

"Gosh.  I don't know.  You have the same as I do.  You have Cable and High speed Internet connection, I don't know how you could get anymore power."

"I was wondering if we should call the Cable company."

"Sure."

"What do we tell them?  They are going to want all the information and all that fancy computer talk stuff and we don't know what to tell them."

"Tell them you are trying to install a Blu-Ray player and Netflix and it won't work."

"Then what?"

"Tell them you want someone to come out and fix it!"

"Won't that cost money?"

"If you don't have the Comcast service plan. Yes."

"Dammit!"

<hung up phone>